How To Get Your Drunk Boyfriend To Do Whatever You Want
If you tell a guy to stop looking at your boobs, he stops looking at you at all.
If you tell a man he is standing a little too close, he goes and stands on the other side of the room.
If you tell a man that his compliment of your ass was a little too flirty, he will spend the rest of the night saying (sarcastically) “oh I’m sorry—was that too flirty?”
Sometimes, if we won’t let them treat us like a sexual object, they literally treat us like we’re not there.
Some sort of treatment in between is apparently too complicated to manage.
In your lifetime, you will love a lot of people with your head. You will love a lot of people with your heart. And you will love a lot of people with your body. The moment you love somebody with all 3—marry that motherf*cker.
Is realizing that relationships aren’t all that important when you are young.
Don’t stay with someone who drains you.
Don’t decline your dream job across country so that you can stay with your boyfriend.
Don’t look for someone to flirt with when you’re out. Look for experiences.
That way, the right person will come into your life later-when you are older-when relationships are everything.
